OT The <span class="highlight">Best</span> Ever Get Out Line of all <span class="highlight">time</span>
Submitted: Sunday, Dec 30, 2007 at 21:30
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Jim from Best Off Road
Not really OT as it happened around a
Camp Fire.
Sitting around the
Camp Fire late at night with our friends Jason and Joanne some sheila's name get mentioned.
Jason says "She was my first love"
Jo responds, somewhat despondantly, "I thought I was your first love"
Jason, quick as a Whippet, fires back "Darling, you are my final love".
Jo smiled and cuddled him.
That, my friends, is a very sharp mind.
Reply By: Richard Kovac - Sunday, Dec 30, 2007 at 22:05
Sunday, Dec 30, 2007 at 22:05
Hi Jim
Im
to slow
to think of one... LOL so just have
to take the blows.... :-)
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Reply By: Member - Axle - Sunday, Dec 30, 2007 at 23:24
Sunday, Dec 30, 2007 at 23:24
Mate that won't be the end of that campfire discussion!!!
Cheers Axle.
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Reply By: Member - Lionel A (WA) - Monday, Dec 31, 2007 at 06:29
Monday, Dec 31, 2007 at 06:29
Jim, reckon us blokes, generally, can be pretty slow off the mark when it comes
to a 'get out line'.
Its taken me years
to figure out this one:
When you wake up on a Sunday morning and the BOSS asks you "what you doing today", never ever say "nothing - why".
She will always find something for you
to do.
Always rehearse your get out line on Saturday night.....hehehe.
Cheers....Lionel.
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Follow Up By: Member No 1- Monday, Dec 31, 2007 at 09:09
Monday, Dec 31, 2007 at 09:09
i forget what what i rehearsed
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Reply By: Member No 1- Monday, Dec 31, 2007 at 09:08
Monday, Dec 31, 2007 at 09:08
"She was my first love"
i think he was very very brave or stupid ( i am yet
to figure out which)
to have said that in front of her.........
she is going
to remember those words for the rest of her life....and he will pay dearly.....
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Reply By: Member - Rotord - Monday, Dec 31, 2007 at 15:31
Monday, Dec 31, 2007 at 15:31
Bloke in a bar was sounding off loudly and said ' And look at universities , the only things universities are turning out nowdays are football players and prostitutes ! ' The very large gentleman he was talking
to took serious offence and said ' My wife went
to university .' The reply came quickly ' Oh, er , what position did she play .'
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